PHOTOS I TOOK OF MYSELF WHILE DRUNK
I love selfies almost as much as I love straight liquor
- •On a Thursday at 5 PM after a particularly rousing game of office beer pong
- •Around 3 pm on a Sunday after an exceptionally long brunch
- •Pretending to be a dog at an open bar event
- •After an aggressive pregame but BEFORE dancing my face off to Toxic
- •Yet again, after a booze brunch. Pajamas in the middle of the day.
- •At a Bears game, everyone around us hates me but I loved my hot dog.