PHOTOS I TOOK OF MYSELF WHILE DRUNK

I love selfies almost as much as I love straight liquor
  1. On a Thursday at 5 PM after a particularly rousing game of office beer pong
  2. Around 3 pm on a Sunday after an exceptionally long brunch
  3. Pretending to be a dog at an open bar event
  4. After an aggressive pregame but BEFORE dancing my face off to Toxic
  5. Yet again, after a booze brunch. Pajamas in the middle of the day.
  6. At a Bears game, everyone around us hates me but I loved my hot dog.