SEMI OLD MEN I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO DATE YOUNGER VERSIONS OF

  1. Harrison Ford
    Circa like, "A New Hope," if at all possible. I HATE SCIENCE BUT I WOULD BUILD A DAMN TIME MACHINE TO SMOOCH HAN.
  2. John Travolta
    In his role as Danny Zuko.
  3. Bill Clinton
    Who am I kidding I would totes still date bill now
  4. John Malkovich
    In his role as Biff in the made-for-tv movie version of Death of A Salesman
  5. John Stamos
    OBVIOUSLY DURING THE UNCLE JESSE YEARS.