THINGS THAT MAKE ME NOT A REAL ADULT

I just love to pretend
  1. My bedding cost 32 dollars and came all together in one bag
  2. I am still on my parents' health insurance
  3. And cell phone plan
  4. I have seen every episode of gossip girl
  5. I don't even own one wooden spoon
  6. Or any vases
  7. I have been procrastinating an oil change for no fewer than 20 days