WAYS I COULD GET A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW

  1. Cry and hope a nurse takes pity on me
  2. See if postmates is allowed to deliver to my hospital room
  3. Cry MORE and mention that I really like cheese on my sandwiches
  4. Put on a disguise of some kind and straight leave
  5. Ask for more morphine so at least I can eat some food in my dreams ✨