WHAT'S IN MY BAG? "I HAVE NO CONTROL OF MY LIFE" EDITION
- •At least six receipts for food I bought at DisneylandIncluding but not limited to: a cone of pulled pork, a Star Wars themed cheeseburger, beignets shaped like Mickey Mouse.
- •A book I have been slowly reading for weeks."Americanah" by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. This book is straight up amazing and I still can't manage to read it faster.
- •Used Amazon gift cardsI really need to work on letting go
- •The world's tiniest lighterI only use it to light my Christmas candles but I keep it in my purse so when someone asks for a lighter I have one and they think I'm cool because life is just middle school really
- •Eye dropsIn further evidence I am a robot, the normal human eye produces 12 tears per minute and mine produce 3.
- •KeysI know what like 4/15 of those keys open.
- •Dark purple lipstickSo I can practice looking unapproachable
- •A phone chargerBecause anything under 88% makes me anxious