WHAT'S IN MY BAG? "I HAVE NO CONTROL OF MY LIFE" EDITION

  1. At least six receipts for food I bought at Disneyland
    Including but not limited to: a cone of pulled pork, a Star Wars themed cheeseburger, beignets shaped like Mickey Mouse.
  2. A book I have been slowly reading for weeks.
    "Americanah" by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. This book is straight up amazing and I still can't manage to read it faster.
  3. Used Amazon gift cards
    I really need to work on letting go
  4. The world's tiniest lighter
    I only use it to light my Christmas candles but I keep it in my purse so when someone asks for a lighter I have one and they think I'm cool because life is just middle school really
  5. Eye drops
    In further evidence I am a robot, the normal human eye produces 12 tears per minute and mine produce 3.
  6. Keys
    I know what like 4/15 of those keys open.
  7. Dark purple lipstick
    So I can practice looking unapproachable
  8. A phone charger
    Because anything under 88% makes me anxious