BAD MOVIE QUOTES I OFTEN SAY THAT NEVER HAVE RELEVANCE TO A CONVERSATION

  1. I'm a peacock captain! You gotta let me fly!
  2. Santa! I know him!
  3. The painting was a gift, Todd.
  4. Off to Mandy's! Bye Carl!
  5. I'll never let go, Jack.
  6. Stop being a dinosaur and get a job.
  7. Conditioner is better. It leaves the hair silky and smooth.
  8. Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest... I sure as shit don't roll
  9. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
  10. Stop looking at me, swan.