1. This shit better be good
  2. I guess I opted not to ask anyone else to come because I'm too lazy to have a real conversation
  3. Wonder if this couple in front of me is judging me
  4. Wonder if this couple behind me is judging me
  5. Nobody else is dining solo. Is everyone judging me?
  7. The Asahi better be cold
  8. Sign on the wall says "fancy bibs upon request." Do I get a bib?
  9. Hostess asked if I was alone. I think she feels bad for me.
  10. Seat for 1 available and I'm skipping the line! That's what the rest of you get for eating with other people. Ha! Losers.