Lunch Time Conversations

Sooo.... I work with a group of journalists who, together, have the super power of the infinitely derailed conversation. This will be an occasional list, for the enjoyment of all.
  1. 1.
    A man named Howard who still uses AOL bc he "needs to log on to the Internet"
  2. 2.
    Adele only moves from the waist up
  3. 3.
    90-minute wait lines at Disney for 3-minute rides
  4. 4.
    "Isn't that the thing that goes round and round and up and down?"
  5. 5.
    "Yep. You just described a theme park, Jeff."
  6. 6.
    Howard the Duck, a terrible movie with an egg-shaped planet that would never work
  7. 7.
    Mumford and Sons is a cult... "Father Mumford, NOOO!"
  8. 8.
    A mound of cookies... Life is about perspective.
  9. 9.
    I didn't go see Star Wars last night so my life is "a waste."
  10. 10.
    And back to Disney rides we go!