Sooo.... I work with a group of journalists who, together, have the super power of the infinitely derailed conversation. This will be an occasional list, for the enjoyment of all.
  1. A man named Howard who still uses AOL bc he "needs to log on to the Internet"
  2. Adele only moves from the waist up
  3. 90-minute wait lines at Disney for 3-minute rides
  4. "Isn't that the thing that goes round and round and up and down?"
  5. "Yep. You just described a theme park, Jeff."
  6. Howard the Duck, a terrible movie with an egg-shaped planet that would never work
  7. Mumford and Sons is a cult... "Father Mumford, NOOO!"
  8. A mound of cookies... Life is about perspective.
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  9. I didn't go see Star Wars last night so my life is "a waste."
  10. And back to Disney rides we go!