Reasons My Water Consumption Is a Problem

Today at work I had a lot of down time and so I just drank water whenever I was bored
  1. I am in a car
  2. The car is at a Costco
  3. I don't have a Costco membership
  4. I elected to stay in the car because I was expecting a phone call
  5. The phone call didn't come
  6. I got voicemail when I tried
  7. This parking lot is unbelievably large
  8. There are no fast food places in the vicinity and thus no public bathrooms.
  9. The nearest bathroom is in Costco
  10. I don't have a Costco membership