10 Unseen Smurfs That Must Exist

Not every Smurf gets screen time, but we can tell who some of those unseen Smurfs are, thanks to contextual evidence.
  1. 1.
    Tattoo Artist Smurf
    Evidence: Hefty Smurf's heart tattoo.
  2. 2.
    Barber Smurf
    Evidence: Papa Smurf's professionally kempt beard.
  3. 3.
    Homicidal Beekeeper Smurf
    Evidence: There are no bees in Smurf Village.
  4. 4.
    Nutritionist Smurf
    Evidence: No fat Smurfs.
  5. 5.
    Overwhelmed Haberdasher Smurf
    Evidence: They all have hats.
  6. 6.
    Gynecologist Smurf
    Evidence: Smurfette.
  7. 7.
    Ethics Teacher Smurf
    Evidence: Surprising non-existence of Smurf-on-Smurf violence in Smurf Village.
  8. 8.
    Persuasive Atheist Smurf
    Evidence: Lack of religion in Smurf Village, aside from a fairly secular Christmas celebration.
  9. 9.
    Extraordinarily Efficient Levees Building Smurf
    Evidence: Smurf Village has never been devastated by a hurricane.
  10. 10.
    Jonas Salk Smurf
    Evidence: No Smurfs have polio.