10 Unseen Smurfs That Must Exist
Not every Smurf gets screen time, but we can tell who some of those unseen Smurfs are, thanks to contextual evidence.
- 1.Tattoo Artist SmurfEvidence: Hefty Smurf's heart tattoo.
- 2.Barber SmurfEvidence: Papa Smurf's professionally kempt beard.
- 3.Homicidal Beekeeper SmurfEvidence: There are no bees in Smurf Village.
- 4.Nutritionist SmurfEvidence: No fat Smurfs.
- 5.Overwhelmed Haberdasher SmurfEvidence: They all have hats.
- 6.Gynecologist SmurfEvidence: Smurfette.
- 7.Ethics Teacher SmurfEvidence: Surprising non-existence of Smurf-on-Smurf violence in Smurf Village.
- 8.Persuasive Atheist SmurfEvidence: Lack of religion in Smurf Village, aside from a fairly secular Christmas celebration.
- 9.Extraordinarily Efficient Levees Building SmurfEvidence: Smurf Village has never been devastated by a hurricane.
- 10.Jonas Salk SmurfEvidence: No Smurfs have polio.