Favorite Things About Kobe Bryant's Retirement Poem

  1. He only rhymed 6/24 couplets but still won Most Valuable Poem
  2. He knew better than to try to rhyme anything with Stanislav Medvedenko
  3. If you take the last letter of every line and put them together, it spells KAZAAM WAS A BAD MOVIE.
  4. Andrew Bynum got injured reading this poem.
  5. He spent an entire paragraph imploring fans to call Smush Parker and tell him he is a bad basketball player. He put Smush's phone number in the poem and everything.
  6. This poem will always live in the shadow of Michael Jordan's farewell poem.