DAYS, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Saturday
    Obviously.
  2. 2.
    Friday
    ...night, specifically.
  3. 3.
    Sunday
    Brunch! But bittersweet, because Monday.
  4. 4.
    Thursday
    Almost Friday!
  5. 5.
    Wednesday
    Thursday's Thursday.
  6. 6.
    Monday
    Bad, but also the Sunday of three-day weekends.
  7. 7.
    Tuesday
    Fuck Tuesday.