Reasons Why Utah Is Not That Bad

  1. Mormons are really fucking nice
  2. But they'll knock on your door...
  3. But they're polite, even when you yell obscenities
  4. Without Utah, there would be no Book of Mormon (the Tony-winning play, of course)
  5. 5 National Parks with cool rocks and shit
  6. Close to Vega$
  7. Skiing, if that's your thing
  8. 40-degree winters, if skiing is not your thing
  9. Everything is better in mountain daylight time