WORST SITUATIONS TO BE IN WHEN YOU SUDDENLY HAVE TO FART

From real life experiences of a gassy man
  1. When you're sitting in silence with your girlfriends mom, waiting for her to return to the room
  2. When you're getting a massage and the masseuse is getting to your legs
  3. When you're at a wedding and everyone is silent so they can hear the couple whisper their vows
  4. When you're at the movie theatre, during that silent 3 seconds between movie trailers
  5. That moment after having sex, before she's completely asleep
  6. When someone decides to start a tickle fight with you
  7. When someone just told you how disgusted they are with your previously released fart
  8. The moment you walk out of the bathroom and thought you were good to go