1. Santa Claus!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. "Let's have a parade!"
  3. Watching kids with giant instruments running to catch up to the rest of their band
  4. Al Roker messing up literally everyone's name/show
  5. The Rockettes centipede kickline
  6. Musical performances
  7. Terrible lip syncing on the floats
  8. The weird comparisons they give to describe how big the balloons are
  9. Shameless NBC cross promotion
  10. Celebrities talking about how watching the parade is a tradition in their family