WAYS TO LOOK PROPER WHILE EATING
- •Use a fork and knife
- •Tuck your napkin into your shirt
- •Wear a tuxedo
- •Send the food back to the kitchen
- •Chortle loudly after taking bites and follow with a tiny sip of wine
- •Do not make eye contact with the waiter/waitress and do not thank them
- •Tell everyone you have "had better"