MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. 1.
    Making poor life decisions
  2. 2.
    Pretending to play the clarinet decently
  3. 3.
    Staying "regular"
  4. 4.
    Lebowski trivia
  5. 5.
    Being generally unkempt and disorganized
  6. 6.
    Laughing at inappropriate times
  7. 7.
    Condescension
  8. 8.
    Not perpetuating the human race
  9. 9.
    Near mishaps
  10. 10.
    Keeping track of all major commercial airliner crashes and their cause