APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE
- •She died as she lived...naked.
- •Female, Girl, Woman
- •Unless you are a family member, she probably had a crush on you.
- •Remember how great of a dancer she was?
- •Her favorite movie was You've Got Mail
- •She loved the word "slick." Use it in her honor.
- •Even though they look nothing alike, Anna Kendrick should play her in the biopic.
- •Give me the gossip. Even in death I still want your stories.