APPROVED EPITAPHS FOR MY TOMBSTONE

  1. She died as she lived...naked.
  2. Female, Girl, Woman
  3. Unless you are a family member, she probably had a crush on you.
  4. Remember how great of a dancer she was?
  5. Her favorite movie was You've Got Mail
  6. She loved the word "slick." Use it in her honor.
  7. Even though they look nothing alike, Anna Kendrick should play her in the biopic.
  8. Give me the gossip. Even in death I still want your stories.