Inspired by @RachelP
  1. You shouldn't have said you just wanted to be friends immediately after.
  2. I shouldn't have been self conscious about my weight when you tried to pull me into your lap.
  3. If all gay guys kiss like you, I only ever want to kiss gay guys.
  4. Ok, apparently gay girls are also really good at this.
  5. Why did it take you so long to kiss me?
  6. You could still be kissing me and your reason for choosing not to is dumb.