THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)
Inspired by @Fitz
- 1.What is your favorite word?Personhood
- 2.What is your least favorite word?Unladylike
- 3.What turns you on?Glasses. Good denim. Really tall people. Comedy. Nicknames.
- 4.What turns you off?Assholes (the people, not the body part). Sexist jerks. Handlebar mustaches.
- 5.What is your favorite curse word?Fucking (used as a descriptor before almost anything). Cockslut is also a fun term.
- 6.What sound or noise do you love?Wind
- 7.What sound or noise do you hate?Doors slamming
- 8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Film director
- 9.What profession would you not like to do?Ugh, anything in finance
- 10.If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?Everyone is now safe and sound