THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz
  1. 1.
    What is your favorite word?
    Personhood
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    Unladylike
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Glasses. Good denim. Really tall people. Comedy. Nicknames.
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    Assholes (the people, not the body part). Sexist jerks. Handlebar mustaches.
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fucking (used as a descriptor before almost anything). Cockslut is also a fun term.
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    Wind
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Doors slamming
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Film director
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    Ugh, anything in finance
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Everyone is now safe and sound