ROADBLOCKS TO DATING

I haven't figured out how to properly conduct myself on a date. But hey that's what your 20s are for...
  1. The internet
    Tinder scares me and it's the thing the kids are into these days, there are too many options for everyone and I feel like I'm on that old dating show "Next"
  2. Phones
    Really dude put it away for like an hour during dinner or be a gentleman and go to the bathroom to answer your email.
  3. Drinking
    Most early dates I never find the right balance. I'm working on it.
  4. Diet
    I have weird intestine issues; I don't want to seem like I'm "one of those girls" so I inevitably mention that everything gives me diarrhea.
  5. Apologizing
    I'm from the Midwest and I'm a female so I apologize too much for everything.
  6. Proper goodbye etiquette
    Kiss? Hug? Set up another date? Lie and say it was fun? He bought dinner so... Second base?
  7. Small talk
    I'm terrible at small talk and usually reveal all my secrets instead, which is awkward for everyone involved.