THINGS I DO ON MY DAY OFF
Because I'm an actor aka server I usually have one day midweek when all real adults are in the office and can't hangout.
- •Hit snoozeI will never not and I'm not sorry
- •Rewatch old episodes of tv I loveCurrently it's Parks and Rec. I consider it research so it's ok, right?
- •Make lists
- •Eat to procrastinateHow can I clean when I have this whole jar of mayo to eat?
- •WorkoutUsually I try to coordinate my gym time with Ellen- two birds
- •Write?most of the time I stare and drink too much coffee
- •FantasizeWhere/when will I move? Meet Rob Lowe? Seduce Meryl Streep? Trick John Darnielle into singing me to sleep? Lick Chelsea Peretti?