Don't Ask Me to Join Linkedin If...

  1. You used to sell me pot
  2. We've ever gone out on a date
  3. You're my probation officer
  4. You have a tattoo above your collar bone
  5. You died a few years ago in suspicious hot tub accident
  6. You regularly drink mountain dew
  7. You're looking for an icebreaker to reconnect after a falling out over a butt dial
  8. You're on LinkedIn