1. Siri, when do morning's end?
  2. Twitter feed me
  3. I'll rise, and I'll shine, but I won't "rise & grind"
  4. Does this lasagna have gluten in it? It does? Good!
  5. To Odie: I have a Korean food allergy
  6. Can someone swipe right for me? I'm late for a nap
  7. All the cats on Vine are hack
  8. All the cat t-shirts at Urban & none with this handsome mug on them?
  9. Tuesday's ain't any better