Morning Routine

  1. Wake up before alarm in a panic, see I have more time. Fall back asleep.
  2. Alarm goes off. Hit snooze.
  3. Wake up at second alarm. Hit snooze. Lay in bed checking emails etc.
  4. Go to bathroom to do "get ready" activities after 3rd alarm.
  5. Walk dog.
  6. Wipe dog's paws off with a baby wipe because he sleeps in our bed & climbs on our furniture.
  7. Feed dog.
  8. Feed self.
  9. Check social medias, new emails, texts, etc.
  10. Draft tweets/write jokes.
  11. Go back to bed.
  12. Dream of disasters at the work place
  13. Wake up relieved I'm not employed full time.