Dreams I remember having involving my anxieties over my upcoming wedding & career prospects.
  1. Got my ring finger cut off in Macau
    I was going around throwing dice I bought at the store on craps tables and running away.
  2. Broke my diet
    Accidentally ate a whole sleeve of Chips Ahoy
  3. Went on stage & read my poetry
    No one wants to hear that. Then I passed out copies of an Ugly Betty spec scripts & told people I never even watched the show.
  4. Told my mother-in-law I sold a screenplay
    Then told her to fuck-off for life and shot a crossbow into the air. This is the only one I could see happening IRL.
  5. Peed in the steam room
    This is an even better example of "don't shit where you eat"