Rejected Make-a-wish Wishes
Not every sick kid is a good person
- •Turning a city into Gotham so the terminally ill kid can taunt everyone as the Joker
- •Printing & blowing up a nude sext pic an ex sent you & it goes up at the MoMA. Regarded as most important art of a generation.
- •A stage 4 cancer suffering black teen getting to severely beat the white cops involved in murders of unarmed black teens
- •Doing stand up comedy with no language restrictions & nobody shame blogs about it
- •Getting to pretend to be trans to sneak into the opposite sex's locker room
- •Throwing rocks laced with whatever disease the kid has at Justin Bieber in hope of infecting him too
- •Getting to do stand up comedy at the Comedy Cellar, but also getting stab any hecklers
- •Getting the hook up on quualudes from Bill Cosby, but for personal use only
- •Getting to be a nightly news anchor with no language restrictions & nobody shame blogs about it
- •Watch a white nemesis do a TED talk at the Apollo about the N-word. No security.
- •Go to Iran disguised as Biff & give their president uranium
- •Getting to dunk a basketball over Kim Jong Un. Getting to dunk a donut over Charles Barkley.
- •Make Sinead O'Connor do a private duet for the Kardashian family after Sinead repeats her comments re: Kim on cover of Rolling Stone
- •Hospital room is Underground Railroad for modern day human trafficking.