Things I Do to Cope
- •Eat comfort foodsI eat too much cheese, makes problems worse.
- •Google cures for sadnessGoogle often makes off beat suggestions. Save for the next list.
- •Listen to aggressive rap songs about the pussy
- •Order personalized cakesSuch as "Huge In Hollywood" Then I eat & say to myself, "you are what you eat"
- •YouTube "obese toddlers"
- •Watch the scene in Blazing Saddles where Mel Brooks tries to use the paddle ball game.
- •Play NBA2K while listening to Motown
- •Put off everything on my to-do list