Ways to Get Respect in the 00s

Suggestions please
  1. Jeans that look strategically bleached
  2. Frosted tips
  3. Being one of those people who listen to "chill music" but not a full on Phish Head
    Jason Mraz is opening for John Mayer? Try to keep me from being there while listening to Ben Harper & Jack Johnson mix CD on the way.
  4. Having an iMac
  5. Having a 1st generation iPod
    Remember when 16g was a ton of space?
  6. Having more than 1,000 friends on MySpace
  7. Being on Facebook while you were in college before moms could even sniff it
  8. SUVs 1st Half of decade. Low emission vehicle 2nd Half.
  9. Having an adderal prescription
  10. Having a medical marijuana prescription
  11. CORN ROWS
    Whether you authentically rocked them or just a white person that got them a few days for novelty, pretty darn cool not having to wash your hair.
  12. Putting avocados on sandwiches
    This trend has tipped to the point where you soon won't be able to get avocados unless you're in a certain tax bracket
  13. Having a phone with a camera
  14. Being able to rap a whole Kanye song
  15. Netflix membership, pre-streaming
  16. Knowing about Molly before Miley Cyrus did
    Molly's been fun for decades, but only got real popular when a Disney princess sang about it. Not cool anymore.
  17. Not rooting for the Lakers or Spurs
  18. Not rooting for the Patriots or Yankees
  19. Caring about the NHL lock-out
  20. Not caring about health food crazes
  21. Living in the Lower East Side
  22. Living in Echo Park or DTLA
  23. Having a DVR
  24. Emulating Larry David
  25. Having previously read Lord of the Rings prior to the movies
  26. Being good at Halo
  27. Not knowing what tmz or Perez Hilton are
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  28. Being into Michigan football during their down years
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  29. Having watched The Sopranos on HBO via time warner cable
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  30. Paying $25 for a g of dank bud. U rich bruh
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  31. Liking The Strokes post-is this it albums
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  32. Being anti-3D movies
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