Ways to Get Respect in the 80s

  1. Riding jet skis
  2. Having shag carpeting
  3. Cocaine
  4. Doing cocaine while riding a jet ski
  5. Having shag carpeting as the seat of your jet ski
  6. Fishing cocaine out of the shag carpeting of your jet ski seat
  7. Shooting laser beams (on or off of a jet ski)
  8. Having a million dollars
  9. Ruining art
  10. Being the best and richest skier on the mountain
    Suggested by   @dandylyons