THINGS I WANT FOR XMAS

In no particular order
  1. Fitbit or other personal health tracker so I can be really excited about all the data I'm generating for a month and then let it collect dust forever
  2. Tom Ford perfume. To smell like a hot person who literally cannot.
  3. A Tesla. I want to save the planet* but not in a shitty looking Prius. (*its kind of futile at this point but let's give it the old college try)
  4. The iPad pro. See Fitbit
  5. World peace
  6. The ability to teleport
  7. A ticket to Mars
  8. A hard drive that is never full
  9. And a iPhone that is constantly charged