THOUGHTS AFTER GETTING A HAIRCUT

I tend to get dramatic when my hair gets cut too short
  1. "It's great! I love it, thank you!" to your hairdresser
    *tears well up as soon as you sit in your car as you give yourself a pep talk saying it'll be okay"
  2. "Omg it's so short. Where did all my hair go? Will it grow back?"
    Should I start looking into hair extensions now?
  3. "Okay it's not so bad - it's a new look. I just gotta work it"
    After the endless "compliments" at work that only come your way because people can't say anything else when your hair changes so dramatically
  4. "No. Nope. It is that bad. My hair won't even properly fit into a ponytail"
    *tears well up again*
  5. "WHERE THR FLYING F!*@ IS ALL MY HAIR?! IS THIS A JOKE? IM NEVER CUTTING MY HAIR AGAIN"
    Anger sets in when you wash your hair and it takes you 1/10th of the time
  6. "I trusted you. I trusted you with my precious hair"
    Thought sent straight to my hairdresser telepathically. This is why I have trust issues.
  7. "ITS FINE."
    I repeat to myself until I start believing it