So for context, you're anonymous on the whisper app.
  1. Starting off so well
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  3. Lol this guy is probably 13. Definitely not showing my 8's
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  4. Trying to educate this guy that breasts are actually attached and sometimes not all that fun
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  5. Either he's on to me or he literally has no clue
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  6. So now I'm trying to figure out what he thinks a cup size 8 is
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  7. Bless you? They're not magical lol
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  10. I actually kinda wanted to watch Home Alone. I thought about just leaving the conversation for 90 minutes and then being like "lol good joke"
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  12. He apologized. But from experience that doesn't mean he's sorry at all, or even that he will stop asking to see my boobs
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  13. Aww this guy is definitely 12. Or a college guy. Adults like sponge bob these days right?
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  14. Confession time. And also I wanna leave the conversation and go watch home alone
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  16. Womp there it is
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  17. I guess this isn't as funny as it was to me when it happened. Home Alone is still good though.