I think I'm gonna start doing this too. I have no idea who started it but you're great and I apologize in advance for the very strange things my mind thinks up while I snooze
  1. My sister got a pet chicken and put it in a little coat and we decided to take it on a road trip with us but as we were enjoying the ride with the windows down the chicken jumped out and ran into the woods. @poweronyourvcr didnt even notice because she's not a good pet owner so I had to basically yell at her to turn the fuck around.
    When we finally got back we had to chase it around and neither of us could get it. Enter left: Dad. Who apparently was on the road trip but in his truck who comes out and just grabs a handle on the coat and chucks the chicken into the car totally annoyed at our ineptitude. The end.