MALE APPRECIATION

Men get a lot of hate and negativity sent their way and I just feel like they deserve some positivity so here goes (these apply to the men in my life but I bet 99% of you need thanked for these things and more).
  1. Thank you for killing all of the spiders.
    I recognize that I am shaming evolution by screaming and running from something that is the size of my fingernail, but seriously please kill that.
  2. Thank you for killing all of the bugs actually.
  3. Thank you for getting things off the top shelf.
    I could climb on the counters but we all know I'm uncoordinated and would probably fall.
  4. Thank you for mowing the grass.
    I still don't know how to use the lawn mower. I'd like to go the rest of my life without knowing.
  5. Thank you for fixing everything, even if you have no idea how.
    I'm basically useless, sorry.
  6. Thank you for letting me hang out in sweats with no makeup on 99% of the time and still telling me I'm beautiful.
    You're dirty liars but I'm okay with it.
  7. Thank you for cooking for me.
    Some days I just don't feel like it. Mostly I just can't cook very well.
  8. Thank you for making me feel safe.
    This world is scary as hell.
  9. Thank you for protecting me and defending me when I need it.
  10. Thank you for cleaning out the drain when it's clogged.
  11. Thank you for changing my tire/oil/anything that goes wrong with my car.
    I told you I'm useless.
  12. Thank you for making me laugh all. the. time.
    Laughter is the best medicine. It honestly can cure the worst days.
  13. Thank you for kissing me every morning and every night.
  14. Thank you for reassuring me when I need it.
  15. Thank you for paying without question.
    And letting me pay when I want to without fighting me.
  16. Thank you for appreciating the effort I put in.
    It's awesome to know you notice.
  17. Thank you for picking up the dog poop most of the time.
  18. Thank you for taking out the trash.
    Especially because I'm allergic.
  19. Thank you for driving everywhere.
    I get really bad anxiety driving.
  20. Thank you for being you ❤️
  21. I feel like guys are so under appreciated because some men suck.
  22. The majority of men are fucking awesome and need to be reminded of it just like women.
  23. So thank the men in your life!