Inspired by @poweronyourvcr
  1. It's gonna be tangled again immediately after
  2. You'll have to pretend you didn't notice all the hair that fell out and is now piling up on the floor
  3. Lets be real we aren't leaving it down
  4. Brushing it will make your messy bun look messy in a bad way
  5. Brushing it will make it impossible to keep up because your hair band will keep slipping
  6. Odds are I can't find my brush anyway