1. I am extremely hungover today. I woke up and killed two GIANT cockroaches. I almost threw up while killing these monsters. So I decided maybe tea instead of coffee today.
  2. First sip: this isn't so bad.
    I was prepared to be disgusted
  3. Second sip: okay it's not great
    I mean it doesn't taste bad but it doesn't taste good either
  4. Third sip: at least it's good for me
    I think?
  5. Fourth sip: this is not nearly as pleasant as my morning cup of coffee
    I have a problem I literally look forward to my coffee every morning. I seriously love it. It makes me so happy. Tea does not make me happy.
  6. Fifth sip: I wish I had just gotten a coffee 😭😭😭😭😭