THE DAY I KNEW I WAS AN ADULT

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    I walked into chasers
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    My favorite bar freshman year
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    And I realized
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    Everyone in there looked like πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ‘ΆπŸΌπŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘ΆπŸΎπŸ‘ΆπŸΏ
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    And I look like πŸ‘΅πŸΌ
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    And I got kicked off the pool table
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    Because a freshman hit on me
    "I'm only playing if I get your number" to which my response was "I guess you aren't playing" CAUSE IM NOT A PEDOPHILE. So he kicked me off instead. Bastard.
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    And I don't think I can ever go back 😭