1. Dance
    On floors, on tables, on _________ (chances are I don't remember)
  2. Eat McDonald's
    Big Mac and an Oreo mcflurry w hot fudge please.
  3. Throw up
    I can have the flu and hold that shit back but one shot of gin or vodka and you'll watch me empty my stomach.
  4. Text ex fwb
    Usually it's just inviting them to whatever bar I'm at and then not answering again...
  5. Somersaults
    My friends have a few very comfy L couches that I swear were made for drunk tumbling.
  6. Buy drinks