THINGS I ONLY DO DRUNK
- •DanceOn floors, on tables, on _________ (chances are I don't remember)
- •Eat McDonald'sBig Mac and an Oreo mcflurry w hot fudge please.
- •Throw upI can have the flu and hold that shit back but one shot of gin or vodka and you'll watch me empty my stomach.
- •Text ex fwbUsually it's just inviting them to whatever bar I'm at and then not answering again...
- •SomersaultsMy friends have a few very comfy L couches that I swear were made for drunk tumbling.
- •Buy drinks😁