THINGS MY DOGS DO THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
Plus thoughts on what they're thinking
- •Attack me as I walk in the doorOH HEY OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL DAY AND NOW YOU'RE HERE AND I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY LETS GO OUTSIDE LETS EAT FOOD LETS PLAY OH MY GOD MOM HI
- •Itch when they try to jump on the chair with me and I say noHuman, I didn't want to cuddle with you either I just had a really bad itch.
- •Jump on the chair I'm sitting on and sit on meThis chair was a lot more comfortable last time.... Oh are you sitting here? Can I lay on top of you? Never mind I prefer the couch *moves to the top of the couch*
- •Promptly use the couch to walk over to the chair I'm onBut mom THE FLOOR IS LAVA
- •Stare at me from across the room for extended periods of timeMom I am kicking your ass at this staring contest! You don't even know how many times you've blinked already.
- •Attack me when they want to playMom, toy. Mom. MOM. MOOOOOOM. *tackles me to the floor* now that I have your attention, here's my toy. We're playing now.
- •Hendrix will always wait until my wife gets home before he eats.I get home, walk him, feed him and he's like nice try dude you know I gotta wait until mom is here.Suggested by @HisDudeness