THINGS MY MALE ROOMMATES NAMED MY FEMALE FRIEND GROUP IN COLLEGE

Not including the hundred or so names for possible television shows they could star in... Possibly a list to come
  1. The league
    ... Of unstoppable whores. No that is not my handwriting
  2. The Harlem whoretrotters
    I was the point guard "because I made the assists" ... Yes they introduced me to people as such
  3. I'm friends with one of the girls now... And miss all of my roommates terribly