TRYING TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT OF WINE AND DEXTER WHEN MY NEIGHBOR GETS ARRESTED

  1. I got home from work and made some pasta and poured myself a nice glass of wine
  2. By glass #2 I was comfortably planted in front of my tv watching old episodes of Dexter
  3. When a State cop pulls up and parks beside my Jeep
  4. I don't see him get out so I assume he went around back to the neighbors
    There's a man who lives below us who got hurt on the job and can barely walk. The maintenance guys built him a bar and he often has parties. He had one tonight I could hear them drunkenly singing country(which I totally approve of) and my apartment smelled like cigs(a sign I'm not so fond of).
  5. My next door neighbor/maintenance guy goes and talks to the cop going back and forth from the back to his place (the apartment beside us not below)
    We have a very small yard and two dogs I don't walk them far when I'm by myself and I haven't picked up the poop. I feel guilty as hell because cops keep walking through my yard...
  6. Exit white car that was parked in front of the next door neighbors house.. Sketch.
  7. Then two more state cop cars pull up! One on the other side of my jeep and one behind the first one..
    Commence freak out
  8. And then they bring the maintenance guy(who lives beside us) to the first car in hand cuffs!
  9. Disclaimer: he's always been super nice to me and has the sweetest black lab
  10. They all drive away and I'm forced to wonder
  11. WHY THE FUCK HE DIDNT LET HIS DOG INSIDE BEFORE HE GOT ARRESTED
    HOW DO YOU LEAVE YOUR POOR SWEET DOG OUTSIDE KNOWING YOU DONT KNOW WHEN YOU'LL BE BACK TO FEED HIM
  12. And also WHAT DID YOU DO 😳
  13. The man has a key to my house.......
  14. Also if his crack whore wife will be back to take buddy inside..?
    They leave him outside a lot and he hasn't had a bath also one of my dogs doesn't like him much and he's in love with the other so I don't know how to handle this...