The weirest things I've said in my sleep
  1. There was an explosion on the overhead projector!
  2. We have to get up to feed the chickens!
  3. The spiders are after's because I'm jewush
  4. Forget the specifics but was talking about Britney spears' mom!
  5. *ripped sheets off husband in the middle of the night to shake out bugs that weren't there*
    Poor guy has had some interesting nights with me
  6. Again not sure of specifics but woke up mid-nonsense convo and got angry I was being accused of talking in my sleep (this actually happens quite a lot, no idea why)