THINGS I DON'T WANT MY HUSBAND TO KNOW I'VE DONE...(1ST LIST EVER!🔥)

  1. Got McDonald's drive through alone...
    You know you hide that bag at the bottom of your kitchen trash!
  2. Watched any Lifetime movie
    Esp when you DVR them - that shit is planned NOT stumbled upon!
  3. Listened to that new Justin Bieber song and danced alone to it
    Turned that iPhone volume waaaay down so no he doesn't catch me!
  4. Looked at/read about disturbing crime scene photos or details
    Clear that search history!
  5. Ate the rest of the rest of that jar of frosting...with a spoon
    Another thing to hide in the trash
  6. Spent hours watching useless YouTube videoes only to realize it's 3pm and you've done nothing all day....
    Whoops