THINGS I DON'T WANT MY HUSBAND TO KNOW I'VE DONE...(1ST LIST EVER!🔥)
- •Got McDonald's drive through alone...You know you hide that bag at the bottom of your kitchen trash!
- •Watched any Lifetime movieEsp when you DVR them - that shit is planned NOT stumbled upon!
- •Listened to that new Justin Bieber song and danced alone to itTurned that iPhone volume waaaay down so no he doesn't catch me!
- •Looked at/read about disturbing crime scene photos or detailsClear that search history!
- •Ate the rest of the rest of that jar of frosting...with a spoonAnother thing to hide in the trash
- •Spent hours watching useless YouTube videoes only to realize it's 3pm and you've done nothing all day....Whoops