Brits do not enjoy this holiday in the slightest (unless they get to attend an expat BBQ).
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    "We celebrate the 4th too. We celebrate getting rid of a colony that wouldn't pay its taxes."
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    "What are some 4th of July songs?"
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    "You do know this was just a load of rich white men getting riled up at the pub, right?"
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    "What's 'cornhole'?"
    I'm not sure if this is specific to the Midwest, but it is a very, very stupid game.
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    ***general grumbling over extreme patriotism***
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    "Was this before or after you displaced millions of natives?"