Ways I Entertain Myself When My Nephew Plays at Mall Play Land Before Mall Opens

On a weekly basis, he's obsessed with this place
  1. Pretend that it's the zombie apocalypse and we live in this abandoned mall
  2. "Mall walker watching".
    Like bird watching. But with old people who walk the mall for exercise
  3. Over analyze the hanging advertisements
  4. Read the same four space facts until I know them by heart
  5. Watch my nephew so happily playing and jealously wishing there was a way for adults to genuinely recreate that joy
  6. Watch my nephew try to climb the giant Mars and slide down it like an unsuccessful Spider-Man