1. Cell phone neighbor continues...."I believe in you, believe me -- if I had a million dollars I'd invest."
  2. "Angel investor"
  3. Older couple in front of me have DVD player out with external speakers playing some kind of murder mystery at high volume. This draws attention of ALL of their neighbors, but everyone is being super polite and/or passive aggressive
  4. Except bae. Bae requests they reduce volume or use headphones
  5. Bae then IMMEDIATELY spills water all over himself