PARTS OF MY BODY, RANKED BY USEFULNESS
- •EyesGateway to the soul, or whatever
- •BrainMy ride or die
- •EarsRumored to have bionic ears, right here.
- •HandsTyping is indirectly responsible for the size of my bank account.
- •TracheaGimme air
- •LungsSequel to trachea
- •HeartSeems important
- •Digestive floraThe second brain! 2016 is our year.
- •GlutesAllegedly without these being so large, we'd still be cruising around on all fours