THINGS I CONSUMED INSTEAD OF FOOD BEFORE MY YEARLY PHYSICAL

Which I was required to fast for and, out of profound stupidity, I scheduled at 12pm and not first thing in the AM like a normal person!
  1. Water
  2. Water with brief exposure to a tea bag
  3. Half a cup of black coffee
  4. The thought of breakfast
  5. Air
  6. Water with slightly prolonged exposure to aforementioned tea bag
  7. Nothing.