1. Geese -- all kinds
    They move too slow and give everything away with their eyes.
  2. Crows
    Too noisy and travel in creepy packs. Also they yell for no reason.
  3. Ravens
    Even bigger than a crow. Nope.
  4. Platypus
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    Not technically a bird, but it does lay eggs.
  5. Cassowary
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    This is a dinosaur.
  6. Pelicans
    See below.