TYPES OF BIRDS THAT CAN'T BE TRUSTED
- •Geese -- all kindsThey move too slow and give everything away with their eyes.
- •CrowsToo noisy and travel in creepy packs. Also they yell for no reason.
- •RavensEven bigger than a crow. Nope.
- •PlatypusNot technically a bird, but it does lay eggs.
- •CassowaryThis is a dinosaur.
- •PelicansSee below.